Now I KNOW yall remember "Yo Momma" Jokes! I think these were most popular while I was in elementary school back in 1996-1999. I even had this paper book I printed that had pages upon pages of these jokes about how ugly, fat, and stupid "Yo Momma" is.
Looking back it was pretty cruel when people would say these things to each other, but most of the time, the person saying it had never even met the person's mother lol. I think the point was just to have the funniest joke. I just enjoyed reading them and laughing at how funny or DUMB they were. You know the ones that are so dumb they are funny?
Below are a few of my fav funny and dumb "Yo Momma" jokes:
1. Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
2. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
3. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
4. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
5. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
6. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
7. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
8. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
9. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
10. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
What are some of your fav "Yo Momma" jokes from back in the day?
OMG I have that book, there are so many yo momma jokes in it and I dunno where it came from lol
ReplyDelete@La La - LOL I think we all printed the same thing!
ReplyDeleteyo momma so fat!
ReplyDeletehow fat was she!!!!
umm she was so fat that everyone liked her and there was nothing funny about her at all.
LMBO! :D
LOL what? I don't even get it!
Deletelol its from the muppets...
Deleteok. ok so picture somone on stage making this funny joke. he says yo momma so fat!
some fat guy in the audience with this fat momma gets up and says "how fat is she!!!!!" cuz hes mad and dont want anyone to make fun of his momma lol
so the guy on stage says
"umm shes so fat that everyone liked her and there was nuthing funny about her at all" l
lol
it happend in the muppets movie wen fozzy was on stage at the bar but it was a fat sailor lol
Oh LOL. I need to see it. Which movie is it in? I know there are a few out there...I think.
Deleteits just called the muppets movie.
Deleteits the one where they go to hollywood to become movie stars
Ok cool ima see if its on netflix!
Deleteyo momma so fat that when she sat down she was 3ft taller!!
ReplyDeleteWhere are you getting these from my child? lol
Deletei dunnooo i just heard of them and its stuck in my head lol
DeleteOh ok lol. Sometimes they are so dumb they are funny, guess that's why we call something "dumb funny"?
Deletethey dooooooo?? lol
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